I was born in Hong Kong to two small-town Kiwis.
I love absolutely everything David Sedaris has ever written, and nearly everything the All Blacks have ever done.
Half my jokes are Simpsons quotes, and I will gladly take the credit if no one gets the reference.
My CDs have affectionately described me as ‘very tall’, which is a pretty good sign of how memorable I am as both a colleague and a dear friend. If you'd like to
get in touch slash find out how tall I am, my details are below.